What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can we see your heels?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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